Ugh. :( You kind of have to go now. You can’t do a friend break up at this time. She’s getting married. I say suck it up, fake a smile, bail early, and ghost on her after the honeymoon. Good luck!

My husband and I danced to Black or White by Michael Jackson, we’re interracial, and the guests in attendance seemed to be in on the joke, they all joined us on the dance floor.

But I made SOOOO much money in high school and college playing this at weddings with my string quartet. Do not take this from the orch-dorks!

1. Don’t give these people ANY attention. They’ll go away eventually.

I am so embarrassed. If aliens are studying us, I have no part in this and we welcome you to take these idiots away to study them. Please give them their own planet.

“Why didn’t you post sooner??”

CONFESSION: I am 20 weeks pregnant and still haven’t told my grandmother (whom I love dearly) or the majority of my closest friends (who do not live in my city). I am truly, genuinely excited about this baby, but something about calling people up to say that I’m pregnant just feels weird to me.

I am so happy that we’re (seemingly) done with Meereen.

I want Cersei to die by Jaime’s hand, but I also want there to be an epic scene attached to it instead of something simple like a stab in the back.

I know a lot of people are complaining about them rushing through this season (characters going great distances in one episode, characters coming to conclusions and decisions without much thought) but I think they’ve done a good job in keeping things cohesive while moving things along. I think they saved us from…

As long as one of those weddings is Tormund and Brienne

Cersei is a tragic figure turned monster. Her mother died at a young age. Her father wasn’t exactly a loving sort. His only love was for making himself the most important person in the seven kingdoms. She was betrothed to the Dashing Prince Rhaegar, only to be forced to marry Robert Baratheon. She’s not quite right to…

I was really hoping Margeary would escape. I can’t get enough of Dormer.

There's no way Jaime doesn't kill her at this point. It is the only way to resolve both storylines. Might be a Romeo and Juliet type situation.

Not only did Daenerys’ fleet find and pick up Varys, they also did the same for Gendry.

Hats off to Ramin Djawadi scoring last night’s episode. I thought the score in last night’s episode was amazing. Even the recap had it’s own special flair to it musically.

He’s apparently going to be on Bachelor in Paradise, so at least we have the chance to watch him on THAT particular island of ridiculousness.

Goddamnit, Chad! Why couldn’t you have pulled out the romance/manipulation so you stayed longer?!?!

I think he’s already confirmed for BIP! he’s so perfect for it, I’m excited.

What are these bros going to do all day without Chad there for them to hate/bond over hating/talk about hating on camera?? The spreading of the protein powder ashes had me in TEARS. The guys on The Bachelorette are so much cattier/bitchier than the girls on The Bachelor. Love it.

Also, here’s a scene that happened at…