“Why didn’t you post sooner??”

CONFESSION: I am 20 weeks pregnant and still haven’t told my grandmother (whom I love dearly) or the majority of my closest friends (who do not live in my city). I am truly, genuinely excited about this baby, but something about calling people up to say that I’m pregnant just feels weird to me.

He’s apparently going to be on Bachelor in Paradise, so at least we have the chance to watch him on THAT particular island of ridiculousness.

Goddamnit, Chad! Why couldn’t you have pulled out the romance/manipulation so you stayed longer?!?!

I think he’s already confirmed for BIP! he’s so perfect for it, I’m excited.

What are these bros going to do all day without Chad there for them to hate/bond over hating/talk about hating on camera?? The spreading of the protein powder ashes had me in TEARS. The guys on The Bachelorette are so much cattier/bitchier than the girls on The Bachelor. Love it.

Also, here’s a scene that happened at…

Chang is the best

The minute the last episode ended I literally said out loud “I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS” but none of my friends really watch the show so I WAS ALOOOONEEE IN MY PAAAIN AND HEARTACHE

Ramsay ain’t no first-trimester(?) embryo-whisperer. If anybody would notice, it would Davos. And there’s been no evidence of Davos noticing.

This season was a work of art. Lolly’s back story gutted me, and then Poussey’s death gutted me even more. Silent Norma rocking and singing to Soso- um, okay, going to cry for a few hours now.

THANK YOU. Everyone I know is all “Game of Thrones! Yeah LeBron!” but I have NO ONE to process my feelings about episode 12 and 13 with. I have NEVER sobbed that hard while watching a TV show in my entire life.

My eyes are still swollen from crying.

Honorable mention in the badass ladies stakes must go to the Littlest Mormont, for the epic bitchface she threw Ramsay.

I was glad to see Tormund actually having a conversation last night. Now if he could just apply that same skillset when interacting with Brienne...

Lady Mormont is the baddest little bitch and I love her.

Ok, so last night was pretty predictable, but you guys....I DO NOT GIVE A FUUUUUCK! SO MUCH AWESOME WAS HAPPENING!

Ugh. If Sansa ends up pregnant (and has to marry Petyr), I’m gonna throw myself out of the Moon Door.

Fucking Outlander. You tackle that wolf and break its neck.

Wellll...her story is pretty...uh...let’s see:

LOL yeah it did. As female vet I was rooting for this though so, double bonus.