It’s all fun and games until every social construct breaks down and someone is murdered for the conch.

Rasputin.

Whatevs. n_n

shut up and take my money now, this made my day soo much better

SO EXCITED! Fuck you, haters... and a special Fuck You to Cinemassacre for taking such a BRAVE stance for nerddom by not only refusing to see and review it, but encouraging us to do the same.

Drogo and Dany are so cute together. Too bad they didn't conquer the world together.

I’m not sure how to feel about Doug and Courtney procreating.

Alright Blake, you don't get to act all high and mighty about the types of jokes about sensitive subjects when you're working with fucking Woody Allen, you mediocre jackass.

Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

Have a look at any country music male artist. It’s a thing.

here is the gif for that ss

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

ok

#mophie is love, #mophie is life

but the parks do need money...

Because it INFLUENCED HIS LOVE OF GEOGRAPHY <3 <3

This guy sounds delightful. He seems like someone who would be featured on the cover of Dad Magazine, next to headlines for articles about “Assertiveness!” and “Tell Your Kids: Winterizing Your Car is the Next Hot Trend!”

This man is living his best life.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.