Sure the stairs to the attic are “too fragile to use”. There’s NO ONE up there.

Whoever is trying to make the romper happen needs to be taken behind the barn.

i bought a loose shapeless dress at Forever 21 back in the summer, and I really liked it but right now F21 is just all ONLY those shapeless dresses (and rompers, of course, OF COURSE WHY WON’T ROMPERS DIE).

Actually, historically, white dresses were a way for wealthy women to show off how wealthy they were. A white dress means “I am so wealthy I can afford to buy this ridiculously expensive dress in a color that pretty much guarantees I will only be able to wear it once”.

This is a fantastic idea and I hope it goes well. Toilet paper is free in schools, and fem hygiene should be no different.

(millennial scoff) More like Title Nein

hot take:

Melisandre is the worst.

I hate this union with a firey passion. I will never warm my cold ice-heart to it.

The show is terrible. It’s 30 women fighting over a not-too-bright guy who (let’s face it) isn’t even that great looking, hailing from some fakakta backwater of a town, all so that they can date said guy, potentially leave their own lives behind and move to said fakakta backwater town and live a potentially miserable…

Jubilee was my favorite contestant in a long time. She has a super interesting life, and she is a little rough around the edges and not as well practiced as the other girls, which made her really interesting to watch. She’s also Sgt. Jubilee now so haters to the left.

Passions was bat-shit crazy, but it was the best. They even had a love triangle that involved an orangutan for a bit.

Now, Passions—that was a goddamn treasure. My friend and I were just talking about it this past weekend. I want to remake it. People are still into supernatural shit. I’m all about it.

very Derelicte.

Okay I’m not saying she was excellent, but Dakota Johnson was the only decent thing about that movie (besides the soundtrack obviously). You’re really telling me Katherine Heigl was better than Dakota Johnson?

@stoprobbers: thank you. Both my children were born by c-section, the first because she would have died had she not been so delivered. The second because of the difficulty surrounding the first birth and my third child will also be born this way.

Ugh. There is a lot to complain about re: way women are treated by hospitals and ob/gyns, but the only time it is appropriate to use the term "birth rape" is IF SOMEONE RAPES YOU WHILE YOU ARE GIVING BIRTH.