I’m on the gay minority female setting! I’m hardcore!!!!

1. Why blame Kinja for the ordering of the OP’s post?

Pence will happen. Trust me, that’s worse.

I can’t believe people really use iCloud.

Safer? Hmmm, what kind of photos do you need to store?!

I’m pretty sure Pence would be the only one to come out alive. That guy is ruthless; I bet he’d rip them all to shreds with his bare hands and teeth.

Voice control keeps turning itself on.

Actually there’s not a lot wrong with his grammar.

Actually there’s not a lot wrong with his grammar.

Actually there’s not a lot wrong with his grammar.

I decided one day that I didn’t believe in jetlag anymore.

...he didn’t have the toys we have today which the advice in the article refers to.

The Ostrich Pillow Light... for people who don’t want to look like a complete fool.

The Ostrich Pillow Light... for people who don’t want to look like a complete fool.

There are generally two types of foreign words in English - those that have been “anglicised” (ie adopted into English as English words and given an anglicised pronunciation) - and those that are “borrowed” words, still considered to be foreign words and given (altho we might butcher it) the foreign pronunciation.

I used to use powdered buttermilk. But tbh, I find it easier just to add vinegar to milk and let it curdle (usually while I’m mixing dry ingredients).

Are they finally going to put Location Services in the Control Centre???

This is such a fun easy way to preview and delete emails.

That calories “prepared” is an American thing too I think. In other countries, it’s just 100g of the product in the state that it’s sold.

I hate complaint sandwiches. For the exact reason detailed in problem 1 - the compliments are throw aways. They’re just BS to cushion criticism. They’re the tools of cowards.

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