smartyaleck
smartyaleck
smartyaleck

You either die playing Batman or you live long enough to wind up playing Dick Cheney. 

You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.

Two that we know of.

This is the first comment? The worst take possible? From a white guy commenting on a POC’s name?

All I see is this...

does a 12 year old count as a baby? because cops killed Tamir Rice and he was only 12. and the cops got away with it.

Because there are some very small assholes out there who get off on feeling superior to helpless people.

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

This is exactly how Melania’s autobiography, #BeComing, will describe Donald’s proposal.

The parents are probably the ones who alerted the NCAA.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

Frederick Douglass.

I’m a black attorney and when I used to go to court regularly, everyone assumed I was one of the defendants. I would be in a suit and have my files with me but would still get told I would be called up to the bench when it was time for the judge to hear my plea.

It’s somethin that he should have had,

Rob,  your brother in law has some advice for you:

I ship MBJ and Lupita Nyong’o so hard.

A thought to put the smile on everyone’s face.

I will make my plea for the last time before I go shower and stand in line at my town hall:

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.