BaeArthur to Orin Hatch: Fuck you.

First: Rocket is a *rabbit.* Just ask Thor.

Am I crazy, or is he saying that because his wife was briefly responsible for their own kid, in between nannies, that she.....was “suffering from a very difficult situation”?

Part of me wants her to win the lawsuit and be awarded $0 so she understands how it feels to be a slave.

Filipina nannies know how to make those delicious Tagalog Cookies. 

I think you hit the nail on the head. #1 is white men & their privilege; #2 is white women & theirs. #3-infinity is everyone else. 

What a disaster.

Compelling evidence that he’s definitely not a belligerent drunk amirite?

This is one of the biggest problems women face - the idea that as long as they don’t “put up with any inappropriate behaviour”, nothing bad will happen to them. Ergo, any woman who gets harassed or assaulted MUST have inadvertently or deliberately encouraged the man.

It is possible that Mitch’s Merrick Garland gambit is about to come around and bite him in the ass with Kavanaugh.

Gag clauses are actually terrible. Ohio finally got rid of ours a few months ago, which means that now, when the insurance company asks for $300 for a three-month supply of a *generic* drug that costs roughly $30 for a patient paying cash*, we can now tell the patient about the disparity and offer to fill the…

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I would have just responded super over the top cheerfully“And a bright & cheerful Festivus to you Madam.” Though I’m liking the Feliz Navidad option others are suggesting too, but my Spanish is non existent.

The church my parents go to is having people put Merry Christmas signs up in their yards to make them stop saying “happy holidays”. The same church where a few years ago one of the pastors complained that there’s a war on Christmas and you’re not allowed to say “merry Christmas”.

Obama saying “Merry Christmas” over and over

God. My dad gets pissed when I say things like that. Last year I told him I was on my way to a holiday party and he was like “WHAT KIND OF PARTY....?!?!” I replied with “A secular gathering of people using historically pagan rituals as an excuse to drink with your coworkers.” And the person hosting the party was…

What really bothers me is that no one prevented them from saying ‘Merry Christmas’... not once. So, what do they think is going to change? Do they expect a mandate from on high that people aren’t allowed to say ‘Happy Holidays’, or are required to say ‘Merry Christmas’ at least once per day in December?