Wait a minute that’s not a fun fact at all.

Sinking ships rarely gain rats...

No need to get riled about this. Justice was as much of a Democrat as Mitch McConnell. A rich coal baron who doesn’t pay his taxes. It doesn’t change much. 

Especially when he was a republican up to three years ago.

I have to scold you: Stop calling therapists “shrinks.” This reframing will help, I promise. Words have meaning and shrink is a slur; these are highly trained individuals who want you to GROW, not shrink.

A friend of a friend is a Republican staffer who works in the White House. Apparently, Trump genuinely believed (and refused to believe staffers when they told him it wasn’t true) that Mexico is in South America.

Because he’s never actually DONE anything. He was born wealthy, and lucked into more money (maybe, probably not as much as he says). His business was successful (kinda) in spite of him, not because of him.

They voted for a guy who shits on people they hate.

I’m sure there’s some German word for what I’m feeling.

It’s roughly the same as his approval rating right now, which we all know is through the roof.

My German, Czech, and Norwegian ancestors didn’t speak a damn word of English when they came over in the 1850s either.

I don’t want to be a pedant, but The New Colosus was written by a female American poet as a fundraiser for the construction of the fucking Statue of Liberty. Miller is saying that an American poem older than the statue but written in connection with the statue and helped to make its construction possible is…

I’m sorry if things got heated.

My great-grandfather and great-grandmother didn’t speak English when they came to the U.S. Eighty years later, there are probably well over 100 of their descendants living successful, prosperous lives as American citizens, and none of us would be here without the fact that they were welcomed here.

If we’re going to jump on things that don’t count because they “were added later”, let’s talk about “In God We Trust” and “The Pledge of Allegiance”.

My father came to the USA not knowing any English. He came from nothing and worked hard in a factory so he could raise me and my brother into a decent human beings. I’m a U.S. citizen who has a college degree and ABA approval paralegal certification, I speak three languages, work at a fancy law firm, and read news in…

I sure hope he speaks English

Wouldn’t a “cosmopolitan bias” be the one that favors rich professionals?

I’m drunk!

“Trump has bragged that he’s been on more Time covers than anyone. ‘I think we have the all-time record in the history of Time magazine,’ he said during a January speech at CIA headquarters.