I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

Number one red flag for literally anybody I ever meet that I know immediately is a horrendous person to deal with, they make a super obvious mistake and then double down hard as FUCK on it, inventing an entire universe in which their mistake wasn’t a mistake just to avoid admitting to a pretty innocuous mistake.

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

Just like Trump is a poor man’s interpretation of what a rich man is, she is what a Pinterest Mom interprets as poised and sophisticated.

As we know more about her, her brand looks more and more tacky. Tweeting about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Tacky. Photo of herself in a ballgown with her baby-faced huckster of a husband’s hand on her ass? Tacky. Daddy is tacky, Stepmommy is tacky, her ghost-written book is tacky. Setting herself up with an…

Apparently “you have weak hands” and “your sign contains a typo” are the pinnacle of insults for the Russians. .

COTD!

Small penis. Because he has a small, unusable, laughable penis.

Yup. It was just exactly what was running through her head. I don’t think I ever had a bad word to say about her before, but I think her words and actions after this tragedy have been lovely and honest.

Fuck this piece of shit.

The local red cross in the US kills it week after week. I had a friend who lost everything in a fire. Red Cross was there and gave him cab fare and helped him with shoes (flip flops, I believe) since he ran out of the building in his bare feet. They were amazing.

“Yeah, but...”

Not to get off topic - I can’t speak on your experience with the US Red Cross - but the speed and amount they helped with one of my friends who apartment burned down (who was from Kenya and had literally everything she owned in that apartment) will always hold the one in our city dear to me. They got to the scene with…

And, naturally, people are poo-pooing on her, claiming she’s “inserting herself into this to increase her fame”. I cannot even with this shit anymore.

Perfect response, perfectly timed. It’s going down well in the UK.

On Wednesday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told Reuters that he was unsure how the Senate would reach 50 votes. “But that’s the goal,” he said.

“Speaking and acting like a man”

No. This is a woman saying “I would like to be able to express the things that men are regularly able to express in song but women often are not.” She, a woman, is writing something from her own perspective, and talking about things—like frank lust—that men do easily while it is still considered un-ladylike for women…

That is not at all what this singer is talking about. Context.