Donald Trump, a man at the center of a plot from any number of fictional political dramas

Who else would draw the line at 3 full weeks of torturing a murdered son’s parents to cover up impeachable crimes!? His viewers? I dunno anymore.

Sean Hannity

If it makes you feel any better Sean Hannity is losing it on Twitter.

Friends, I have hated Trump for longer than I can remember. My grandfather would go on rants about how much of a scumbag Trump was 20+ years ago and we would have to slow my Grandfather down because of his shitty heart (physically, he’s a great dude...still, at 90). Please, judge Trump for everything else, but not the…

I would eat a hundred crows if it meant republicans would grow a spine.

...so much winning

I’m torn, have you decided yet whether you’ll have a smug smile or will attempt a sympathetic one as they chomp down?

I wonder who’s looking at all of this unfold and thinking “yeah, that’s definitely the behavior of an innocent man.”

About 70/30, in my opinion. I’m watching the GOP leadership, and they are hating this.

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

What gets to me is, it doesn’t really matter if it’s playful or not. After every encounter like this—the gorilla dragging the little boy in the zoo, the Siegfried and Roy tiger attack, the orca at Sea World—there’s always a debate about whether the animal was playing or trying to help or got scared or was attacking…

I just showed this video to my mom and her first response was “no- get her away!” Even before she was pulled in. It’s obvious this is aggressive behavior, even from non-animal expert people.

#politicalexperiece2020.

Dwayne, a half full tube of toothpaste could beat donald trump right now. Let’s not get hasty.

Me, I’m partial to someone with a keen understanding of how our government functions and prior experience, but I’ve always been an odd duck.

Johnson also told Fallon that he thought voters were looking for “more poise, less noise,” and “better leadership.” He believes his mass appeal comes from a combination of early rising, supporting the troops, and being a family man.

Dwayne, a half full tube of toothpaste could beat donald trump right now. Let’s not get hasty.

If only.