I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

What infuriates me is that what she learned from all of this is that she thinks she shouldn’t have voted at all. Really? With hindsight, you don’t wish you had exercised your right to vote for someone whose administration probably wouldn’t have ended up encouraging the type of ICE deportations that resulted in tearing…

Fuck you, Helen.

My main takeaway here is that Teen Vogue is not letting nobody get away with NOTHING. And now that there’s finally a more-than-just-decent major fashion rag out there, it went to bimonthly and may merge with the largely content-ruined Allure, *sob* (still grateful to have it at all, though)

For McConnell to say with a straight fucking face that the Democrats are being obstructionist is obscene, given what they did to Merrick Garland.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/nov/22/harry-reid/harry-reid-says-82-presidential-nominees-have-been/

Reminder: McConnell’s Republican Opposition Congress filibustered 79 Obama nominees before Reid went for the nuclear option.

What if the green card marriage you’re committing to is in order to allow someone to escape a country that faces actual genocides or is torn apart by war? Sure, it’s not the holocaust and you’d face criminal prosecution instead of summary execution, but there is possibly more at stake than just healthcare. Someone…

if only I could just get my shit together I’d be the special envoy to Iraq

All of these situations are life-or-death—including “annoyingly terrible social structures.”

Lol are you honestly saying every uninsured white male in the U.S. is lacking insurance because they “couldn’t get their shit together”?

Let’s weaponize both!

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

Chokin’ a bitch out sounds suspiciously close to murder.

Given that exploring Samurai World is a possibility, pretty please GRANT US THE BLESSINGS OF KEN WATANABE, JOHN CHO AND DANIEL DAE-KIM ON TV ALL AT ONCE.

Yeah, so employees and their families should dress as befits the standards of the company for whom they are employed, which is also paying for them to fly? QUEL SUPRISE!!!!

Love this so much.

When my sister worked for United, we all had and followed the dress code for people getting basically free flights. And often, she and her kids would end up in first class. I really don’t see anything wrong with this policy. The passengers using the pass should have been aware of it too and dressed appropriately. …

repeal and replace this administration.