I will literally never in my life be able to successfully forgot the what-felt-like-decades-long nonsense conversations about “death panels”

“And once we get it done, and then we can have the chance to really explain it.”

She’s the best reality competition host existing on this side of the Atlantic.

To be fair it’s an entire head of Romaine in an empty Country Crock tub

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

Burned cauliflower with cobwebs and lint? Did I get it right?

It’s complicated. At the end of the day, this doesn’t make me love Breath of the Wild less, y’know? I still think it’s a great game that I can’t get enough of.

But he’s already in a relationship!

Yeah but he’s a disproportionately big ass with a skinny midsection.

Cameron has traveled into the future and is trying to tell us that the year itself is “not happening” because the world is ending.

Like Clover said the visuals were incredible and I was super impressed by them but hot damn it was Pocahontas without any of the good songs or the raccoon.

I would rather go on a date with Jar Jar.

It’s not unlike building the Three Gorges dam.

“So I know where I’m going to be for the next eight years of my life. It’s not an unreasonable time frame if you think about it”

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.