It took me a minute to see the time stamp. I was hoping that was an admittance of defeat from Don the Con. The only thought that keeps me warm at night is knowing he will go on the rest of his days as The Worst Living President, hopefully removed from office in disgrace.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

My money’s on Flynn having already flipped for the FBI, and now they’re all scrambling to get whatever deals they can—if you’re the first to testify to the House it’s probably going to look better than if you were the last.

repeal and replace this administration.

I will literally never in my life be able to successfully forgot the what-felt-like-decades-long nonsense conversations about “death panels”

“And once we get it done, and then we can have the chance to really explain it.”

She’s the best reality competition host existing on this side of the Atlantic.

To be fair it’s an entire head of Romaine in an empty Country Crock tub

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

Burned cauliflower with cobwebs and lint? Did I get it right?

It’s complicated. At the end of the day, this doesn’t make me love Breath of the Wild less, y’know? I still think it’s a great game that I can’t get enough of.

But he’s already in a relationship!

Yeah but he’s a disproportionately big ass with a skinny midsection.

Cameron has traveled into the future and is trying to tell us that the year itself is “not happening” because the world is ending.

I would rather go on a date with Jar Jar.

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.