Cameron has traveled into the future and is trying to tell us that the year itself is “not happening” because the world is ending.

Like Clover said the visuals were incredible and I was super impressed by them but hot damn it was Pocahontas without any of the good songs or the raccoon.

I would rather go on a date with Jar Jar.

It’s not unlike building the Three Gorges dam.

“So I know where I’m going to be for the next eight years of my life. It’s not an unreasonable time frame if you think about it”

Maybe I’m an oddball, but I don’t really get what the big deal is about eating people. Man’s just another animal, and if you’re willing to bite into dead animals . . . Then again, Americans seem to prefer their meat as unrecognizable as possible.

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

They were slipped in for a second here and there as they’d cut to commercials. It was absolutely the only remotely clever or funny bit of the night.

Some people really, really don’t like other people enjoying things.

Kelllyanne, tragically, became a double amputee following the Bowling Green Massacre.

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

Kate is everything.

My favorite Kate McKinnon bit from last night:

Shoutout to Gary Natoli who did not hold back throwing these two under the bus. Though it’s totally their fault.

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”