Second grade. Opened my lunchbox midyear to find half a bologna sandwich, a gherkin pickle, and an empty cup to get water from the fountain. I was like, “Huh. We’re POOR.” Then I shrugged and hightailed it to the playground.
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Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them
forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school
You can always tell when a dress shirt was designed by someone who has not ironed anything ever or in a very long time.
What does this one do for you, tho?
That picture tho...gross.
“[Trump] called his national security advisor at 3 am with a pressing question he needed answered—is a strong or weak dollar better for the economy?”
I mean, I hope they try and do hold out, but I guarantee that Gorsuch (autocorrected to Grouch, hehe) will confirmed because republicans will take the “nuclear option” and that will be that. We are getting him either fucking way, but I actually hope we force those fuckers into doing it. Because I want them to have to…
Nope. She’s alright.
Right, the fact that she voted yes in committee makes it crystal fucking clear that she’s playing the long con on this one.
Democrats need to start doing this when the blatant lying begins by the GOP.
UGH. No cheers for Maine’s Susan Collins, folks. She does this to us every goddamned time. She could have ended this travesty in committee with a no vote, but nope, she went ahead and passed DeVos through to a full house vote where she will more than likely pass.
Let’s be real: does Donald Trump know Frederick Douglas isn’t the peanut butter guy?
No.
Yeah, I’m sorry — WHAT? WHAT BELLY?! I see NO BELLY?! I see a thin woman with no belly.
She... doesn’t look pregnant at all? THAT’s considered pregnant? I... want to get off this planet.