I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

In a perfect world Alec Baldwin would attend.

i was reading that dialog thinking, yeah, i can sorta kinda see her point...until i realized i was reading it backwards - her texts as his.

Fuck, I would settle for the grandparent who takes the kid every Tuesday.

You’re literally awful.

And I’ll be over here calling you a piece of shit subhuman.

Nationals may not mean anything to you, but it sure means a lot to us. The tears of the joy that come from cheerleaders after each competition shows that they are passionate about what they do, we have come so far and we will not give up on our dream. It’s not about the trip, it’s about coming home with the first…

Ooh, it’s free for the first month! I’ll try that. I already have a subscription to an IP blocker/redirector thing, so hopefully that will work. Thank you!

i don’t know what the hell language that was.

CEO of Reddit isn’t bad though

they’re whatever species snoo snoo is. i don’t know much about snoo snoo. wait, is snoo snoo a robot?

Texas always threatens to secede from the US and never do. Like a moody teenager. If they did secede they would be third world in about a month. 

Because poor women make lawmakers feel better about themselves. Lawmakers can look at poor women and blame all negative circumstances and outcomes on those women and not the system that failed. Lawmakers get to pat themselves on the back for doing nothing to help.

and women...

It’s not just lawmakers. U.S. society hates poor people, period.

Please, please donate to PP. Donate as a holiday gift to a friend. Even $20 counts.

Fuck you Texas.

5. Make them life threatening. Arrange for someone to kill you if you miss your deadline.

Life. No incentive like it.