When I had my abortion (in NC), I had to sit in a group “therapy” circle and discuss the process and what forms of birth control I planned on using post-abortion.

I so want somebody to talk about the need of more gun control that I do not care.

Yes! I sent this tip. As someone who knows Stacey Newman personally, I can attest that she is one of the most kick-ass women I have ever met. She is always fighting the good fight for women in Missouri, and is someone we can all be proud of. Plus, she’s super nice, smart, and funny.

The Gawker editorial team are not known for admitting when they’ve exercised poor judgement.

I went on Facebook this morning and a friend had posted about the situation. Someone- from Massa-fucking-chusetts, no less, commented that everyone should concealed carry. No more Facebook for me.

It’s amazing to me the way Right Wing paranoia plays right into Daesh’s plans and as a byproduct strengthens their anti-West rhetoric.

I believe you can buy as much as you want, but ammo is expensive. We have an outdoor shooting lease but never go more than once a month because of how expensive ammo is.

Now if only I had a screaming baby. I never thought I’d say that, but I want to try this shit out.

Trevor Noah always gives me the dudebro “im just kidding” vibe and i am not here for it.

I like to think I’m more honoring your culture’s traditions than appropriating them. Besides, I’ve been told that my great-great-grandmother was half-raccoon.

At least we’re not like the McPossums down the street. They’re boring and tend to stop in the middle of conversations and lay down.

Remember: don’t talk about Cousin Carol’s new boyfriend.

You’re still superior to your relatives by virtue of not eating all the cat’s food. Just feel virtuous afterwards.

11. If two of your relatives decide to mate noisily on the roof during dinner, either politely ignore them or go up to watch the fun.

I thought my family was one very tall, small-headed man in a trench coat, but it turns out it was a stack of dwarves??? Please advise.

Thanksgiving dinner is so rough when you’ve got hydrophobia.

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas

If they have jammies on it should be comfy.