Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

A coworker of mine got “Merry Christmas” on her cup this morning and posted it to Facebook. It’s the dumbest shit to get riled up over. And yeah, you are just giving your money to Starbucks in “protest” of their fucking cups.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Also:

So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.

She also doesn’t seem to realize that NBC isn’t the government and the first ammendment has nothing to do with who gets cast on a TV show.

Also, Prince of Penzance’s jockey, Michelle Payne, was the first woman jockey to win that particular race, and sounds like a total badass.

Sadly my first thought was, “Thank goodness he didn’t use a gun.” Stabbing is bad enough, but these five injured would likely be five dead of he had shot them instead of stabbed them.

I propose that adult women are allowed to wear their hair they way they want...

It’s like she’s a grown-ass woman, WTF?

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

um. because it’s her choice duh.

Here we see the former Senator after giving his remarks...

Stuff happens. Sometimes, when there’s a problem- your first thought may be to fix it but it might not be the right thing to do because.... Socialists.

Thanks, Jeb Bush.

Hey! If you don’t have any training in mental health issues, let’s not pretend to be an expert on mental health issues, mmkay, Judge?

You know they won’t.

Man, I wonder if all the people defending the whiteness of this movie on the basis of “historical accuracy” are going to then trash it for being not historically accurate in any other way...