Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

What did I just read?

Yes, but only when they’re refusing to help women devil-worshiping whores.

religious freedom only extends to people who believe in the divinity of christ, silly.

Let’s watch the Kim Davis supporters and her ilk scramble to support Ms. Stanley. I’ll wait.

It’s worth noting that Morales is now President of Bolivia, the only president of a South American country that comes from a native culture. He’s also a socialist. Needless to say, the oligarchs in the world are not pleased.

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

I think now would be a really good time to remind him that a FlyGirl is now and will continue to be richer and more famous than he will ever hope to be.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Nah, they don’t really fuck with black people.

I KNOW.

That’s because when whites act out, it’s an individual thing, when minorities act out (especially black ones), it’s attributed to the whole race. The racist comments are almost always a 1000 times worse when it’s a black person in the video, when it’s a white person, race is almost never brought up. That’s a sad fact…

The first rule of daycare fight club? Nothing containing peanuts. And everyone gets a trophy.

I don’t know that cat fight club is appropriate either.

If it wasn't New Jersey, it would have been Florida.

Fine. Season 6 then, when she starts hate-fucking Spike. I hated that story line.

I know but they introduced her in such an awesome way after foreshadowing her for a long time before. I hate when shows bring in New characters outta nowhere but Buffy did it right. Implanting her into everyone’s memory as if she was really buffys sister. She was just the key in human form. Sorry, geeking out here.

And of course they did the boys bathrooms, too. Right? I mean.....right?

Wait, what? *rereads headline*