Imma guess the Illuminati cut you off before you could finish

You get the sense from looking at her face that she believes she is the bravest warrior to ever “warry”

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

I think maybe the logical conclusion is that the only reason that one woman can hate another is their relative hotness. Hence the jump from “my wife hates her” to “is she hot”. That’s my theory anyway. It doesn’t make the exchange any better though.

And people are supposed to feel like they can approach police officers in their most vulnerable state and expect an advocate, or at the very least someone who will treat them with dignity. But no, we get this and then the cascade of excuses about how they were just “being guys” or “misunderstood"

just don’t fuck them

OH MY GOD. So do you mean to say that because I’m a Brit with big boobs who loves fish and chips ... I have big boobs because of the fish and chips?

I was held in a police station once as a potential witness (there was a stabbing near a bar I had the bad luck of walking out of at the exact wrong moment) and when I informed the cop that it was 3am, I was not under arrest and I wanted to go home, he leered at me, and said in a creepy way “Maybe I need to handcuff…

At least they didn't kill anyone? I don't know, that's all I got.

That was my first thought. Do not provoke the cops, do not flee from an arresting officer, and do not exit the vehicle. Breaking any one of these rules would have resulted in tragedy if she weren’t white.

When I say white, you say privilege!

Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

penalty kick

Awww, poor kitty. It’s almost over! Looks like it just needs one more rinse. This little guy is very nearly as clear as the famous “no no” cat...

Team CATHQ?????????

THIS. She is clearly not a fit parent if she’s using her kids to recruit victims. Poor moms live in fear of getting their children taken away for letting them go to the park alone, but this lady makes her kid an accessory to her crime and gets to keep them? Bullshit.

Transform Your Body, Burst with Energy, Plead Guilty to Raping a Minor and Serve Less than 21 DAYS!

Using your kid to pick up your rape victims? Gross isn't a gross enough word to describe it. Sentence is definitely not appropriate.

But no one is doing that. Go back to bed.