his new face-sit-ready beard

So this son, he single?

The pants need to be on, or they need to be off, amiright?

The beard is a lacefront. I am a Drake’s beard truther. Come at me.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

BUT .... Jill Scott just came around. Did you read her comment on twitter? She acknowledges that she defended her mentor but now that there is ‘proof’ she can’t deny it any longer. Disappointing that all those women coming forward didn’t make her reconsider before but... I’ll take it! I’m praying for Phylicia or…

BELIEVE WOMEN AND GIRLS WHO TELL YOU THEY WERE RAPED.

Let’s not jump to any conclusions here. This is hardly any more dispositive than the fact that 30+ women have told identical stories about him raping them.

She was dominate even when she wasn’t scoring. The whole team was possessed. The skill level was insane. I watched the game with my brother in law and a friend. We were jumping around the living room like kids. After the fourth goal I called my dad and he picked up the phone and said, without a greeting, “They can’t…

That goal from mid-field was INSANE to watch live. My Dad and I were like wait....what is she....is she....is the goalie...how can....GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!

There’s a local restaurant that puts chipotle syrup in one of their cocktails. It’s weird, because it doesn’t taste spicy until you swallow, which then causes the immediate desire for another sip to put out the burn. It’s a delicious feedback loop of spiraling into drunkenness.

No, Tara Brown needs to interview every single person from now on.

Can I identify as 26? Forever?

As an Australian, and the daughter of a two-time cancer survivor, I hate this bitch. I hate this bitch with everything I have in me. I wish people would stop giving her airplay because even seeing her or hearing her bullshit, I cant handle any of it. I had to stop watching this interview when she gets to the part…

Wait, someone who claimed that a mindful diet and a couple handfuls of herbs and some reiki cured her of malignant brain cancer turns out to be full of shit about everything else, too?

Is it This American Life where the woman talks with her mom about verboten topics of conversation, because of how boring and stupid they are - you guys know what I’m talking about? The mom is all prim and proper (I picture, like, a female version of Charles Emerson Winchester III), but gets practically apoplectic with…

Sounds like someone needs a cleanse!

I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?…