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KIDS PULLING OUT IS NOT 100% EFFECTIVE

Who’s Ginuwine?

Do you want a UTI? Because that’s how you get a UTI.

Megan Faux?

And what do we say to the God of Death?

I CANNOT FUNCTION!!! I’M GOING CRAZY!!! I NEED TICKETS NOW!!! I’M SCARED THEY’RE GONNA SELL OUT BEFORE I GET MINE!!!

Or you could have been wrong (e.g., if you had come across GS’ family), and that would be pretty fucked and offensive.

I have black family members who look just like this woman, down to their freckles, and green and blue eyes, though their hair is darker. I wouldn’t have questioned her blackness.

Exactly. What I’m getting at is there wouldn’t be any obvious reason to vet her racial background. There’s nothing precluding a white person from heading an NAACP chapter, so why lie? And if there’s no reason to lie, why investigate her race? I mean, obviously, they have reason to look in the future, but it would have

White people can and have (in the distant past) head the NAACP. It would be discriminatory to base the position on her skin color.

They have, on average. Look the footage again. American Pharaoh runs two seconds behind Secretariat. Slower, but not crazy slower. Certainly not slower than Secretariat’s competitors. But American Pharaoh’s competitors are faster too.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

I’m also having a moment imagining an anti-abortioner telling their kid, “You’re only alive because I chose not to kill you.” How fucked up is that?!

Holy shit.

that includes a red carpet ride with Tatum

The Notorious RBG is my homegirl and now my fashion icon. Those gloves! I am dying!

And so Thomas pulls slightly ahead the neck-and-neck race to be THE WORST.

The list of female body requirements just keeps growing. We absolutely cannot have body fat. But if we're physically fit, we absolutely cannot have muscles showing. I think the sexy tubes seems to be the ideal these days. Which is weird since this model's ab muscles are impressive.