When I was on OkCupid under "Message me if" I wrote "If you know any nerdy jokes, I'm a sucker for those." I would now like to ask for your hand in marriage!

I was just thinking the other day that I wish I could go to an actual butcher who would grind the meat in front of me. Does anyone still do that? I'd pay a pretty penny for it.

I don't think this conversation is really about what you should have worn on a first date. That small statement said a lot about the way he sees the world...his opinion, what he thinks is the world's opinion - aka the "Truth," matters for EVERYTHING. Why not take that opportunity to say something like, "I think you…

I love Pink!! I felt like her latest album was a split between a proud slut and deep musings on what it takes to make a relationship work. Maybe one day I'll figure out what that other half is talking about.

I know that you're going to want to punch me in the face for suggesting this, but I think you should get a copy of "It's Called a Breakup Because it's Broken." I know...I KNOW it sounds like I have zero grasp on the situation that you're going through. And I know that because that's how I felt when someone suggested…

I'm sorry I didn't read your actual comment/question other than needing advice on the dress. It's freakin' adorable. a-DOR-able. Rock it!

I feel like I'm in the presence of a master.

You know how telling bedtime stories to kids is a thing? I think it helps a lot with the brain going in a million different directions because you have to focus on the story but usually the parent is speaking softly and the kid's in bed and it's so comfy. My adult version of that is listening to This American Life in…

WOW! So I should be doubly happy I didn't get that job because I would have had to deal with it with the students. Yeesh.

It weirds me out when animals and babies are made to look as if they're moving in unnatural ways. And I was slightly disappointed it was just a very long commercial. The sweatbands were adorable though.

I went with a couple friends to see "The Ugly Truth" and I left in the middle for about half an hour. I couldn't take it. To be honest though we should have seen it coming in Grey's....that whole brain tumor/lover back from the dead thing was an abominatin of a storyline.

Ugh to THINK I applied for a job there. I was desperate you guys...so desperate I convinced myself that it maybe it would be like the social justice-y type Jesuit schools that probably would have no problem with drag queens. Even though the website was clear just how conservative they are. Good thing I didn't get it…

I'm going to Hawaii in July. I now have motivation to stop eating cheese puffs all the damn time because I want to wear that blue thing with the wings. Cheeeeese puffffs.

Become the leader of some sort of fitness group. It's hard not to show up when it can't happen without you; and you tend to give it everything you've got when you're trying to motivate other people. I'm a zumba instructor and even on weeks when I really don't want to exercise, I at least have to show up for the few…

Bed is for sleeping. Couch is for napping. No confusion!

Excuse me....ummm...I'll be right back. Yes I need to take my iPad with me. Stop asking so many damn questions!

Ha!

This captures how I feel quite nicely.

About damn time! Love it!

"Chinky eyed" or something of the sort. I think it's time to include the Asians on this. It feels SOOO good to know how they REALLY feel about us. =/