Lindy we are meant to be friends. SO MUCH. When I was really super young my dad said some racist term for Blacks and I about fainted. I gave him a lecture about it and I don't even recall learning that it was a bad thing to say. I also questioned why I was always tasked with household and menial tasks (like getting my…

Pringles are still a thing? They're kinda gross. How about eating better chips?

Oh Hannibal has one particularly grisly episode they're going to hold back? That show is CRAZY. Makes me wonder about some of those writers and how they come up with such horrific images. In the one episode I saw there was a dead nude girl that they could show because the killer had shoved her on antlers and they went…

Passion fruit vodka with coke zero. Yum.

There's a petition to get rid of this week. Almost sounds reasonable at this point. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/elimi…

I would SO watch this show in the morning if they were always this honest. And I want to be her friend. My best friend and I make each other laugh so hard we almost pee. It's the best.

True story.

"I have friends who take pride in not being asshole bigots. We'll be having an awesome time being FAR, FAR away from you and your shitty friends."

Your shitty "fit and tan" friend has one of two goals: 1) to have this be the moment when she lets you know that she is disappointed in you for being fat and/or 2) for some reason she's trying to bait you into a fight. Either way you need to get as FAR from her as humanly possible because she is a toxic bitch. She's…

She's like a one-dimensional college comedy movie character. It's kind of amazing to be able to pull off that kind of attitude all the time. Especially since it means you're the one who gets the shitty prank pulled on you for being such a bitch.

Don't worry...you've got company!!

I don't think she thought the entire logic through. Because, yes, that is the flip side of her argument.

I don't know if there's a baby in her belly but there sure does seem to be a baby in her KNEE!!! Ack!

Or the top itself is too long...shorter and it would have created a nice shape with the shorts. And maybe some awesome neon shoes or something.

Hey Linds...great piece, as ALWAYS. But I have to say that I think recently, maybe, all of the thoughts in my head about how women are constantly (CONSTANTLY) being told how to change for the sake of a man, ANY MAN...ANY MAN WILL DO, and the almost inevitable connection this has to weight and femininity (don't be TOO…

Let it out. Let it alllll out. I need some serious funny tv after today.

"Oh you have a knee...I love these things." HA!!

I too would like to follow this series. Perhaps the two can go on an adventure, Milo and Otis style. :)

That's the "I got mine AND I got some sleep too!" look.

I didn't realize it was a book first. I tried to convince myself that women were being lured in to see what they *thought* was a romantic comedy only to end up watching a feminist gender balance of power film or something. But at the end of the day I knew I would just be deluding myself.