I had a guy stay the night at my place and after mediocre sex (uggghhhh) I found my way to the couch since he wasn't going anywhere. (He had helped me jump my car when it died as I tried to leave our date so I felt it kind of cruel to ask him to leave.) But the next day he just would NOT get the hint. He wanted to…

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Let's start a club. I couldn't even watch the one with Tina Fey. To be honest I felt kind of betrayed.

I don't think I've heard the entire song in a long time (other than the first episode). It's so damn long I usually take that time to do something useful. You know...make tea, clear some dishes, mani/pedi, reread my dissertation, etc.

Yesssssss. (and ew)

Full disclosure: I thought she was already dead. I mean they made a movie about her! ::hides in corner::

I just have to keep telling myself it's water and cornstarch. It's water and cornstarch. Nope didn't work...I'm gagging.

I'm stunned there are no reviews for it yet. That would make my life complete.

WWLD? (What Would Leslie Do?)

Yes people are always doing this shit to me. Including my family. Everyone thinks they have a right to say something about what other people put in their bodies, it's NUTS. Sometimes (most of the time) I think it's because watching someone make the obvious healthy/fit decision makes their decision look that much worse…

I absolutely love Sherlock (I have nail polish inspired by the show and he's currently my backdrop on my laptop) and I loved him for the very first episode. And part of his schtick is that he doesn't change, like, at all. If you like super crazy genius villains you might want to watch to see Moriarity (he appears in…

DO NOT go on the date. As a woman of color, I would be effing livid if I found out the only reason someone went out with me was because he didn't want to just admit to himself that he only wanted to date within his race and this was to sort of to "test the waters" or to prove to himself that he's not a racist. I don't…

I just went to wondercon and NOT ONE Effie! Come to think of it...I don't think there was a Katniss either. Well then...I know what I'll be wearing to comic-con if I can score some tickets.

I'm not one to condone telling people to smile (I hate when people tell me that...I look mad when I'm thinking ok?!!) but I simply cannot stand that sad, self-pitying look Lena Dunham's character always seems to have in stills. I want to smack her and permanently tattoo "#firstworldproblems" on her forehead. And I…

Try having a White boy in the south bring her home as his fiancee. Then you'll see how Black she is.

I told my therapist that I wanted to tell a guy I was dating that I suffer from depression when I get stressed. Not the overwhelming suicidal kind that comes from nowhere but the kind that makes me feel overwhelmed and chained to my bed eating just bowls of cereal for days on end. But she said I should only tell him…

Had I been drinking something I definitely would have spit it out.

How does cock just enter a conversation? I don't think I've heard it said casually, like actually referring to a penis. But yeah during sexy times I hate using both words. I don't mind being very specific about which of my lady parts I'd like things done to though. Weird.

I really like propinquity (nearness). It just sounds so amazing, sort of like lollipop. I also really like the word breakfast...but only because it's so literal. You are "breaking" your "fast." In Spanish the word "pesado" literally means heavy but it's also used for someone who wears your nerves...like they're…

You know who you should be mad at? Tyler Perry. He cast her KNOWING she can't act (did you SEE the sketchers commercial?!?!) but knew it would get asses in seats because people either love her or love to hate her. If she magically did well that would be a bonus but he just used her. And if she knew she was being used…