In the words of Eagles fan Nelson Muntz “ha ha”

The best things to come out of this is seeing what a giant d-bag Peterson is& now his “ brand” is toxic. Piece of shit pro athlete. Human stain

Go watch some “flight of the conchords” episodes& I bet you change your tune! She’s such a crazy fan/stalker on that show. That being said, she is pretty great. Saw her with the “ bobs burgers” live show & she brought down the house

It sounds like you might know something about those 5 dead hookers that Craig James killed while attending SMU

I know I know. She’s super duper scary& the most vicious thing we’ve ever seen& grown men fear her like the boogeyman man,but if she makes that scrunched up mean face @me that she makes before the fight starts? I’m busting out laughing. She looks like my 5 year old nephew does when you tell him he’s got to go to bed

He could march over to the sideline right now& start barking out plays. Excellent coaching form. Looks like a young Larry Brown with the hands in the pockets& the slouch

The more Shady talks the better I feel about Demarco. Buffalo is gonna be in for an interesting season

Go watch romper stomper&LA Confidential&then apologize

Oscar Isaac’s in it?! This cast is awesome. Christmas is going to be so great this year

Yeah Argentina has no talent

And his wife’s name is LaLa. Illuminati stuff

Pretty much the last 14 years considering she won 2 Olympic gold medals& was runner up in 2011 World CuP. I’d say that makes her the face of US soccer

What!!?? Carli Lloyd dominated. She played where she’s most comtorable& the results spoke for themselves. Morgan Brian was all hustle for sure but give credit where it’s due. That being said Wtf is up w Alex Morgan?!?

Hot tub time machine

That's just too many punctuation marks for 1 person to handle

France lost to Columbia because of a handball in the box that should have been awarded a penalty kick. 1-0 & loss of a player. 3-0 , 4-0? It wasn't called& momentum was lost. If you cared to watch any of the quarterfinal against Germany you would've seen the best team in the world playing. They're that good. Germany…

Really? Bad at comedy? He must be on awesome hypnotist then because I find myself laughing@ Family Guy after a decade of episodes. Something’s amusing me

Their hats are too small for their hair/heads

The U.S. Team plays tomorrow night.

U.S. will beat them handedly. Columbia have a couple players with individual skills& thus everyone falls in love with me. They can’t defend&they don’t have any offensive shape going forward. Against France they had an awful hand ball that wasn’t called& it completely changed the momentum of the match. U.S. 4 Columbia 1