Kettlebells!

And they’ll give you a small taster glass to start with.

Personally, I think it’s irresponsible for craft-beer servers to serve their wonderful wares to the uninitiated light-beer drinking populace. Drinking 3 or more 6-9% good beers will put them flat on their face. Which, I guess, is better than dead on the road, or in jail after killing someone because they only had 3…

IPAs are not “heavy”, any more than Guiness is heavy. IPAs are, however, much higher in alcohol than your average light beer.

Great “fixer upper” reference!

How, exactly, is this “anti-gay”?

Nothing new about that. 8 is enough. They’ve done it many, many times.