What's the worst thing Willie Nelson can say to you after you've just given him a blowjob?

We might just see a reason to change (and we can't have that.)

To be fair, most Gawker commenters needed that memo.

As one of the American citizens at risk of being under siege by this racist gang, I just want to thank Gawker Media for doing this. Really, thank you.

Do these necessarily need to be gun related, or does general death by police brutality count?

Tara your art is perfect!! you really know how to draw a penis!

And he's quite premature at e-jac-u-la-ting....

Gaston has already been dick shamed.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

I will be taking credit for Prince Eric, whom Kelly and I fought over like his was the last dick on earth. (And by that I mean we disagreed on what his penis looks like.)

It explains so much. The vaguely phallic antler decorations. The obsession with a trophy wife. Lashing out when Belle clearly cares about the Beast (whose dick would surely be far bigger than it is in his human state).

Give Tara all the art awards.

Bless you, Tara Jacoby.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

No one's slick as Gaston

Guess anyone with a different experience from you is just a dirty fucking liar, huh?

I don't think you realize how bad hunger is, and how strict some places are with their policies.

However, Calvin is white and middle class :-(

I mean the real question here is why didn't she just leave the kids with her Nanny, Chef, or Chauffeur?? It just makes no sense.

So instead of finding ways to get her resources for caring for her children, they... strip her of more resources by throwing her in jail? This makes sense.