Scarlett talks like she constantly has peanut butter in her mouth.

OMG I read the original comment and for some reason pictured Dennis Quaid and I was like, in what movie did Dennis Quaid marry himself?? Thank you so much for putting that image in my brain. (not even sarcastic, seriously, thank you)

That’s part of the *drama*

YES. fuck yo flowers. gimme some wine.

EXACTLY what I thought.

ugh. tumblr. almost every story is like that. #thingsthatneverhappened

Thanks for this! I’ll have to try it. I started work after I gained weight and now I’m in the “this is all that fits!” stage. I’m just imagining that my co-workers, etc think this is really my style! Ugh! I was so cute and preppy and bright before I started law school and now 4 years later I’m boring plain-jane :(

SAME. Damn you law school, studying for the bar, taking the bar, failing the bar, and taking the bar again. RUINED ME and my wardrobe of brightly-colored jeans! They are in my closet as a motivation! “LOOK HOW HAPPY YOU WERE!” they scream.

Cameran is actually a real estate agent. I’m guessing she is the only one who really does any sort of real work.

Schmidt is always weirder than Winston, IMO. “Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this, prison?”

My fave is that he told his friends he was taking up painting and like kept talking about it for a year and gave them all terrible paintings for Christmas or something just to see how they would react.

Just read the article and the comments and forgot it was about a year old. Starred so many comments. It feels like when you accidentally like someone’s Facebook picture from years ago! oops!

Does this make Blac Chyna’s children half-siblings and half-cousins? Or regular cousins? This would be a tricky riddle.

Exactly what I was thinking the whole time I was studying for the bar. Wills & Trusts, man, that’s what tears families apart. Even WITH a will shit can get intense.

“The full photo doesn’t appear to be the on Billboard’s site, but was tweeted by Shady Music Facts:”

I believe the vapid blonde lady being referred to was Kristin Cavallari, not Allie.

Both times you wrote “banana person” I pictured this and giggled at my desk. Thank you.

Read baby box, immediately pictured this:

the “photography minor” thing really got to me. CONGRATS ON YOUR MINOR. that doesn’t make your pictures (photos, wutev) any more or less valuable.

The person quoted was the ring designer, not Kate.