This article is probably more comprehensive than the FBI report, sadly.

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

I thought she was just explaining once you have Captain America you are forever horny. I think I would be.

I think it’s pretty OBVIOUS that I’m NOT.

As someone who has never watched this show, never will, and cheered when I heard it was going to end, this is the content I need.

Here’s the thinghere’s the thing I really like about Avenatti: instead of softballing everything like the Democrats do – which never works, by the way - he plays the game exactly like the shitbag Republicansdo, and they absolutely cannot handle it.

I am furious at Oscar Isaac for wasting his hotness on this maudlin crying porn. He’s going to have to do a lot of making out with John Boyega if he expects my forgiveness.

Can we have a Bachelor series where Air Bud is the Bachelor? I’d rather watch doggos date than the same pasty white folk.

Honestly it’s kinda hot. : (

The reality of surgeries pre-anesthesia still absolutely boggles my mind. It’s one of those things I just genuinely can’t grasp the reality of, likely out of a defense mechanism. Just... horrific to imagine what kind of pain people went through, and that’s not even getting into the issue of sterilization and infection.

I don’t know what to tell you man. Sometimes you have a bag of meat and you just want to eat it.

You are a better man than me if you’ve never just eaten cold cuts straight from the bag.

Men are the stupidest god-damned people on earth. Stop the fucking car you ass wipe and help your wife.
I think that most men seriously underestimate the difficulty and danger of giving birth. “Like, huh-huh, she’s had 4 already. NBD!”

I do the same thing. Not because I drop stuff in the toilet, but because I learned about toilet plumes.

This is the turning point for the environmental movement! It’s starting to affect the dicks so now it’s serious!

Good. You can’t just withhold money belonging to someone because you think you are a better caretaker for it. If the guy needs a guardian or conservator to care for his money, then they should have tried to apply for that through the courts.  I have zero sympathy for these assholes.

The boy cat is an elusive chanteuse, but here’s a picture of him really feeling himself and showing off that bald spot.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

It’s not. It’s merely a successful reframing device effectively employed by mealy-mouthed jokes like Mika Brzezinski and Maggie Haberman.

Michelle Wolf didn’t actually make fun of Sanders’ looks, though. The actual quote: “she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” How is saying someone has “perfect” makeup insulting her looks?