Totally thought that first prediction was real and was SO READY to hand over my money.

how to have a pleasant tumblr experience: curate your feed, follow good, friendly blogs.

Exact same. And so many of the commenters are in my head too. I wish all of us peace.

Your dad sounds so, so sweet.

Thanks, I hate it.

hate to be this bitch but i’m gonna be this bitch

I don’t know what the truth is with Chris Hardwick, but reminder out there that someone can mistreat one person without mistreating others.

Go to a doctor?

GOOD LUCK!?!?!?! That feckless cunt

I appreciate the dissonance of politely calling him ‘Mr. President’ before lobbing a glorious f-bomb at him.

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

I like how she doesn’t de-value the designation of “bi” as she shifts to another identity. For a lot of people, identifying as bi is an important stepping stone to identifying as gay. For others, it is a real, lasting designation, and one of the most maligned/suspicious in the spectrum. And it shouldn’t be! Just…

You are.

Did anyone else catch the brief interplay between Eden and that young dipshit “it’s time for your nap” Guardian? When they’re talking about the jam she made from the California strawberries.

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

the second season is not set in a high school, but in the 1700s and is supposed to revolve around Marie Antoinette

How else do you think these people sleep at night?

I’m so irritated by this current trend of creators claiming a character is LGBTQ+ and providing absolutely no proof. Case in point: the recent assertion by Solo’s screenwriter that Lando Calrissian is pansexual. Great! That’s awesome! BUT where’s the proof? (Disclaimer: I haven’t seen Solo yet but have seen this…

Lazy. They should send them back to the 1660s, have them try and bake bread, sew, do cottage industries, and lead bread riots in simulated filthy streets.

lmao you think i don’t already have like three jobs, come on man