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Apologies - I meant no offense, just a quippy comment. Thank you for calling out my ignorance/lack of reading comprehension.

Didn't mean to offend with a quippy comment! Lesson learned, thank you for calling out my ignorance.

Chicago? Schocking.

I, too, work at an investment management firm. I studied art and art history. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I got promoted before my first year was up. Win?

Ahhhh, there is no way I would be able to get out to the Bell House from work and then back to my apt in upper Harlem at a decent time on a Tuesday I am SO SAD. Please do more of these!!

Another admin assistant/receptionist here. Except that I got moved into a different role, and people *still* talk freely around me. I have so much dirt. It's amazing.

tbh, that is exactly what I read first. Welp.

I..... really want these oh god.

I got a weird flashback to the final throes of my master's thesis and how glorious it was to not give a shit about anything but words on the damn page. Good luck, stay strong. Get a bottle of something stronger to celebrate at the end of it all!

What an awesome post! I love hearing about other cultural traditions when it comes to beauty - I've got a very weird mix of Mexican and Polish background, and the differences are fascinating. More of this, please!

This looks so, so very heavily influenced by Nicholas Winding Refn's work, and I'm not surprised at all. I know it was panned at Cannes, but I'll still probably watch it. I love Hendricks and De Casestecker /sigh

I learned that I need that Chanel nail polish. Curse you

This is late and hardly insane by any stretch, but meeting Chris Evans at a charity event basically made my life.

Another vote for both of these! I love me a blue-red.

Sorry to reply here too, but I'm in the grey. Got a response on twitter about this one:

I just got a response from Domino's on twitter about this:

This sounds like my roommate.

Honestly, I always had more problems with Greenland than Madagascar, for whatever reason. I usually manage to get them pretty early on.

What about that scene from the 1999 version of The Mummy where the bugs crawl into people's skin? Or at the end where they all swarm the guy? Those were screams of pleasure, right?