It’s not the having of the toy, but the $600 on it.

I want this. My wife would let me buy it provided I don’t tell her how much it is. But if I lie to her and she finds out, probably going to find myself with Unicron up my ass.

And if there are aliens, anal probes.

Well sure.  If you aren’t suicidal. 

As to that part, I’m sure lawyers said not to name names.  Could be bad for all parties.  Not sure what else you want him to call her.

Also the moon that blew up in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and screwed the Klingons.

More like ‘Dick” Grayson amirite?

+ 19 children.  And 3 fetuses.

I think the latter with Fertitta being the owner.

Sucks that this is the only way the Mariners can win. 

Didn’t John Oliver just do this last week?

They haven't been the same since they shot down the Bullets name.

Must like kids.  

I don’t know who these people are or why people care about their made up lives. 

A forearm shiver to the next one will dissuade any more. 

More like sliding down the glass at a rapid pace.

One step further?  I don’t think you can round the talent they got here up.  At best it stayed flat.

MLB’s Ernie Grunfield.

Are you saying we should stuff two influencers into each canvas bag we received?  I’m intrigued. 

The only thing I could think of would be bandwidth but the Vice has a wireless adapter so it’s possible.