Yeah that picture was not what I thought it was.

Shit, I wish I had known your wife when I was going to school. I fit that exact same profile, but payed through the fucking nose because the colleges kept accounting for a bullshit “parental contribution” amount that on its face was exorbitant—and that didn’t even account for the fact that my mother was dead broke and…

Yeah, a ham wallet.

I didn’t know Georgia O’Keefe made wallets now.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet