smaptijones
SmaptiJones
smaptijones

How in the fuck is a dumbass shitbird like you out of the grays

Yes, being a bigoted piece of shit is wrong, of course.

Cannot disagree more. I am fascinated by ads and jingles and the anonymous people who create something that worms its way into everyone’s brain.

Any film with a text by Millar is guaranteed to be “What if the protagonist was one of those douche-bro fratboys that used to be the villans in 70's and 80's movies?”

The first movie had the gall to claim being appalled by its mass murder of backwards rubes — poor Colin Firth was forced to kill them! — while also clearly enjoying said mass murder. It wasn’t ambivalent or intriguing, just cowardly and incoherent and it’s worth noting if the sequel has similar bullshit.

Seriously, why are you so invested in someone who committed sexual assault?

“Don’t tell anyone else about this” =/= not asking them to keep quiet.

Again, why is suicide his only option vs. “not being rehired after sexually harassing people”?

Gonna go out on a limb and say I think his biggest mistake was committing sexual assault.

I think that’s pretty generous toward Jurassic World. I thought it was a huge piece of shit.

Uh, have you seen the AV Club? Lately it’s all bitching about how they now have a website one click away from Jezebel. I mean, Jezebel is the most toothless liberal feminism I can think of. And the owners of that site, like this site, are men peddling the most basic choice feminism possible.

I’m sure the AV Club commenters can manage to express their dislike of this obviously morally bankrupt person without being misogynistic—oh dear.

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

I want to see “Kingsman”’s sexist jokes about anal sex in IMAX with smell-o-vision. Who’s with me?

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I once saw a dog eat shit and then vomit it up. And eat that.

I think you’re approving their comments by replying to them.

Attn: Kurt Gessler, I am sorry to be that pedantic dick, but the sun is not the center of our galaxy, merely our solar system.