My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Now he can be like every SUV driver and drive on bald tires because AWD is magic, yo

Counter-point: a dude literally wandering from town to town in search of his son, fighting to stay alive in a shitty world not of his making, is actually not a bad use of the song at all.

Why did this take 2 years to go after Bethesda?

you have to admit, it IS pretty.

I know I may be angering the Jalopnik gods with this question since I definitely know this car has been posted before. But what the hell kind of Audi is that little white thing that looks like a cross between an IMSA GTP and a 60s or 70s LeMans prototype and where can I find more information about it?

Lena Dunham’s goal is to destroy white privilege by using it all up.

holy. shit.

My folks have adopted two dogs from some renowned ranch for rescue pooches. They are as on-point as possible regarding everything. I recall the comprehensive background information they had on one dog was “he was owned by a real dick before we got him,” and for the other it was “we don’t know much, and none of it is…

other tidbits about Lamby’s past as told to Dunham by Lamby...

Standard rule of thumb, the more weird and inappropriate places someone takes their pet to, the more staged Instagram pics they post, the shittier the owner.

I hate people that use pets as props.

Buzzfeed picked this up? I bet that article is titled something like “You won’t believe what this State Senator did to an Uber Driver!”

I do have an amateur garage next to my house. The guy who rents it has two Gen 2 RX-7 drift cars that he works on. Nobody minds as long as he’s not revving the heavily modified, unmuffled monsters all night long. Really, nobody cares.

Don’t be surprised to find some resistance to your amping up the puns.

Probably by reading Car and Driver.

Glock owner here. You take that back!

Hence the importance of great development tools. Not just an engine that makes beautiful, shiny graphics. Something flexible and well done that prevents you having to tag certain elements in the game one by one because its scripting can’t handle things...

Maybe if everyone over there stopped smoking the air quality would be better...

What is the best case Ontario?