smalltownpizzaconsultant
SmallTownPizzaConsultant
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Define track ready... Is it “if you track it and something breaks due to a defect, we fix it under warranty.”

Pretty sure kpmg came to the conclusion that FF couldn’t afford them...

.45 ACP is a boy’s round. A man’s round is .45-70! :P LOL

You sound like a 26 year old who’s spent a year or two at PwC. Calm down, you’re all equally worthless.

I mean number 4 in the world out of who knows how many firms that exist is definitely what I’d call one of the “top” firms. Also my god your comment comes off as super douchey.

I feel like this “sneak peak” is just a picture of a Model S taken at an awkward angle with dim lighting. I’m going to guess the TSLA is going to jump like $3 tomorrow because of this...

Jalopnik readers couldn’t contain their excitement to buy one used in 5-10 years...

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted

Looks like someone got a donation from the taxi union’s lobbying group.

To be fair, .50 BMG rounds have been said to be able to literally cut a person in half at the waist, and are frequently used to take out enemy vehicles in a single shot by shooting the engine block. The explosion is obviously an added bit of visual flair that likely wouldn’t happen unless you happened to hit some

  • Buying a base Tesla

The fact that are so many commercials for car insurance tells me that insurance itself costs far too much. Maybe advertise a little less and pass that shit onto us.

“Our support model implements the best practices of agile tech startups, including continuous delivery, in what we call ‘maintenance-as-a-service’. Instead of a single long and costly trip to the shop once per year, we augment our customers with the latest parts every month as needed, ensuring cutting edge

The real story is that someone thought fixing a $100k, niche car would ever be cheap.

Given the goodness of the deed he just did, I’m willing to temporarily overlook Randy’s complete disregard for punctuation.

Idiocy is bi-partisan.

Yes, I’ve never seen a Democrat driving a car they can’t afford, wearing clothes they can’t afford, or talking on a phone they can’t afford.

Neutral: Never forget - half the population has an IQ under 100. For every coherent person, there is an idiot going 8 years on a 65k mile Kia and 9 years on a 1998 Benz with 80k miles.

Matching shirts, a few new cars, a new camera and three days at Red Lobster.

In their defense, they have the corporate branding down - this thing is still clearly grounded to the ground.