Oh, Chevy’s “dieselgate” is coming, no worries. Everyone cheats for EPA tests. That’s why no manufacturer has made any jokes about them or reported VW before they got busted. They all knew, but no one had any interest in creating a storm as it would mean their own cars were scrutinized down the line as well.

God bless the flex

I’d have more fun with it.

if nobody reads that fine print in the prospectus, something nebulous like fiduciary duty might as well not exist.

I’d donate, only if it was a total shitbox like Ballaban’s. These guys get to drive our dream cars all the time. As penance they should have to drive the worst vehicles of all time for their daily.

Didn’t sound very convincing, I think he was just tirekickstarting.

Horses that can take direct hits from a tank? No problem.

How dare they add unrealistic women soldiers into a game where you can General Lee cars from the 1910's over ravines and everyone has automatic rifles?!

Three words: Continuously Variable Transmission.

First/Neutral: I think all this current hullabaloo about “car companies as mobility tech companies” is going to end up being another bursting bubble like the dot-coms were. Companies like Tesla and Uber are holding insane value even though their short-term prospects aren’t worthy of it and their long-term prospects…

As a former VW owner:

1st Gear:

India was one potential arena, but they somehow raised share prices by pulling out of that.

1st gear: NPR had a great segment on this yesterday. Tech companies always start out with a ton of promise and potential because with technology, the sky is the limit. Anything is possible! Look at Juicero, or more familiar to Jalops, Elio and Farady Future. Tons of promise! Tons of potential! Tons of missed…

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

You might be a little late to that stock party, I think.

All I can see is the gif, so my analysis is probably incomplete. That said, here’s what I see: Camry with IL plates is driven exactly how you’d expect a Camry owner from IL to drive it.

How much more money can be stuffed in this giant financial sinkhole? Remember when people asked how it was that no one could see that Madoff was running a huge Ponzi scheme? This is how.

Is this where I can share hundreds of painful stories of tire-kicking, blood-sucking, bottom-feeder, mooching customers that wasted more time of my life than I want to admit to? Those dealership horror stories go both ways.

Yep....heck a stage 1 Golf R is on the edge of “too fast for legal fun”...