I’ll bring the nails. Not only is this thing atrociously ugly, but it’s also boring.

Look I consider myself pretty decent with money and I’ll play the lotto here and there. Do I play every day? No. Not even every week. But the 2-3 times a year when it’s like 300 million plus...sure I’ll get a ticket. I call it a dollar to daydream. I know I’m not going to win, but on the ride home from the convenience…

It might only have 205 HP, but at least it looks really weird.

The spoiler on the coupe looks kinda janky

Because the RS is too expensive and too extreme for a lot of people and the FiST is too small. The FoST is pretty good daily driver compromise between the Fiesta and the RS.

The proportions just seem...off. Like the Model X has a weird “egg” shape, this car too seems more bulbous than it should. The Model S looks fantastic and sleep, but their attempts at other sizes of vehicle are just weird-looking.

If this were any other car brand but Tesla this thing would get crucified for its looks. It looks like an Aztek was sent through a rock tumbler/polisher.

I know this comment will receive some level of backlash because of the following that Tesla has, but...

Did it look this fat as a concept? It looks like it went from resembling Model S (good) to resembling Model X (less good)

Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.

Wow....the ol’ gender wage gap argument again. Remind me again why I am not strictly hiring women and saving myself over 20% on my single biggest line item expense?

PLOT TWIST! People are too small!

The Hyundai has stiffer, lower springs.

It’s bizzaro world on Wall Street! The more tangible product you have, the less you’re worth!

Um, no. This young man goes to a prestigious, $34,000/year high school, probably has excellent grades, gave a TEDxTalk, founded TWO youth organizations, worked for both Martin O’Malley’s and Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, and got invited to a dinner at the White House. I’m not saying this as an insult to…

This feels really icky and exploitative regardless of his other work. Sorry. And, there is really no way to tell if it was this or something else on the application that got him accepted, and it’s many times more likely that it was something else.

Raph,

Can we have doggos too?

his sponsor has high hopes for him, i’m sure.