I thought they'd mostly switched to HGH for this kind of thing though. So the guy could be asking how the bone cancer screenings are going. (I think the androgens are still used to some extent by the body builders, but at much lower levels than they used to be used. I could be all wet though.)

Well, with Nvidia you can usually tell because it crashes your laptop.

Funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you.

Um...Yay for making a bad situation worse? I mean, the mother was negligent but this isn't likely to help. I really feel that there needs to be a well funded agency that serves as an aid and education wing to parents that was kept separate and autonomous from (and perhaps even adversarial to) the enforcement…

Also, for the geekier among us, Christy Marx also designed Conquests of Camelot and Conquests of the Longbow for Sierra Online.

You're a bad influence.

Republican Jesus killed the Romans when they came for him. Republican Jesus aint no martyr, that's muslin talk.

Just wanted to add that I'm really fighting the urge to gif-ify this. I have so many mean spirited ideas.

Republican Jesus didn't give away any bread, fish or wine. Republican Jesus isn't a sucker.

I agree! But I'm old. Going out on NYE sounds like work.

So true, but then, I could replace "Youth Asylum" with "tracking animals by tasting their scat" and still have it be true for me. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with what that says about me...

As someone who lives out in an oil area, I feel you should have called the Dumber and Dumberer. The racist shit I see people post and then think they can say "I'm not racist" is astounding. You don't need to burn a cross to be racist, asshole.

Pretty sure the staff looked at this, and said "Nope, no flashing sign saying feminist = not feminist." If only Sarah Palin had a flashing sign, Jezebel would have followed her to hell.

Q: What does the GOP and Jezebel have in common?

A: Their understanding of science!

Drop a mountain onto the bat cave while Batman is trying to screw up catching the Joker again?

My brain, when scanning your post, filled in the sentence "Our idiot Prime Minister (who is worth nothing... " I may have had some confirmation bias going.

Does anyone know how they choose best results? This may be telling us more about the people that use stock photos...

I was trying to come up with something pithy about spending the money on a magic wand and getting reliable results rather than wasting money on these, but nothing came.

Le Creuset cookware deserves all the sexy eyes you can give it.

Given Jezebels history of hiring Asian or South Asian writers I think that Jezebel doesn't give a single shit about racism and only pays lip service to racism against black people because it's what good white girls do.