Not to worry, video games have been training me for that very scenario since the early 90's. Bring it on Kilrathi. ;)

I like that. I had been calling her Wall Street Fiona Gallagher, but I felt like that was an insult to the intelligence of the character and was too subtle with the “fathers keeper” idea.

Hah, no. Looks like it would tip that mofo right into your windshield. And unless that grid is made of leafspring and has more support than the sheet metal, 800lbs of moose at 60mph is going to make a mess of you, just now the grill will dice you up.

Speaking as someone who lives in moose country, high seating = safety has a grain of truth, but only if your in a truck rated at 3-ton or higher. With a moose bumper. And really good insurance.

Only if it’s a lexan room that’s going to be dropped from 50k feet.

Holy shit, where have you been. I’ve missed your comments.

Well, I’ll be that guy. Beta Ray Bill was the cartoon. It was Silver Surfer in the comic.

So you’re saying I have flippers?

Evidence says otherwise. I propose a ban on all Republicans attempting to use a public washroom. They will be required to present proof of voting independent or democrat before entering a restroom.

I’m a Canadian who bleeds red yellow and black. Sometimes even blue if it has a stylized “V” on it. But I’m not a fan of Rostselmash or their combines. I personally think Buhler should be hung for selling this Canadian company to the Russians.

What do you think a venn diagram of men who feel that trans people should “use the right damn bathroom” and men who frequent this FB page? I’m betting on concentric circles.

I have a dream, a dream in which Lamorne Morris stars in a re-imagining of Better Off Ted. Perhaps with Sara Rue as his immediate superior.

We need a law. A law that makes it so that legislators who are anti-science can suffer the full consequences of their voting patterns. You voted against climate change legislation? Your family gets fed last. You eliminated regulations that prevented lead in the water system? Guess where your water is coming from.

It was intended to be gallows humor.

OOOOOOHHHHHHhhhhh! New Breitbart headline! Is it real or fake?

Donald Trump’s Favorite Photographer Dies After Smear Campaign by Libtards!

I was going to say something, but now I don’t have to. Plus, you’re not a dirty grey like me.

Tnetennba?

The fuck are you doing in the greys?

You liked midichlorians right?

They’re hoping to live the contemporary version of manifest destiny!