"Hemingway was a far better author [than Hubbard]."
Whoa, controversial opinion over here!

Reading this in Tim Baker's voice is equally disturbing.

Holy Shit. I feel like I'm watching ElDan: Origins.

It is happening again..

It is happening again.

Loving the comment/user-name synergy.

Even if some of the vocal performances are technically weaker, the film is my preferred version. Between the extra songs, the direction, and some of the amazing imagery, it's basically the perfect adaption in my mind.
Plus Neely and Anderson are fantastic in their roles.

Awesome indeed. Thoughts on the movie?

As a kid I always felt guilty for enjoying a song where the refrain is "This Jesus must die". That is one hell of a voice.

Bidmead or Bust!

"Jimmy Fallon would like it" is the strongest argument I've heard against reviving anything.

That's right! And you know what that means: Things are about to get

*Whomp whomp*

Pretty sure rodents are mammals.

I miss the days when I could be certain someone was joking when they said something like "the next twelve Guardians of the Galaxy movies".

I'm pretty sure I got whiplash just from reading it.

What the everloving hell, internet.

Well, that was a wild ride from start to finish.

The A.V. Club

I'm seeing double! Four Penthouse jokes!