Interstellar is, of course, a film that needs no sequel. But if it ever did get one it should be a buddy cop movie about Coop and TARS.

They can change it as much as they want, but we'll know.

If that works out, that's a hell of a double feature.

Less than an hour before I see Interstellar.
I for one welcome our new Nolan overlords.

Yeah, I generally enjoy or at least appreciate her column, but this time it seemed like… I don't know, like they published the rough draft for an article instead of the actual article.

I tried that too, but eventually the abyss started staring back and I had to quit.

But seriously, if they're "blasting" my neighbors and not me, what's the point?

At the very least, Cameron is a better use of space than these damn spam-bots.

I, for one, think we should be looking into this Modell sex tape thing.

It's weird, but you're right about that "president" thing*. You'd think they would've trotted that one out somewhere between "Obummer" and "O-bola".

Dear Cameron Esposito,

Star Wars: Fuck It, You're Going to See This Anyway

I've got a feeling this isn't Goering to end well.

Hey, you got your bildungs on my Roman!

Yeah, it's really not that bad, or bad at all really.
It's certainly a thing that exists, I guess.

What fresh hell is this?

What the fuck.

I was hooked from that six minute preview they released a while back. Haven't seen the second episode yet though.

I lost it at the PTC's "statement".

"Oh wow, when's Mike coming back with the cure?"
"No Neil, it's Madness this week."