I'm bread and so's my wife!

oh god.

So this is happening: http://thedissolve.com/news…

Blue Velvet 2: Velvet Bluegaloo

Seconded.

She makes me feel as though my stomach is filled with a team of bumblebees.

I actually don't expect anything bad from the commentariat, but this is a review of a movie literally called "Dear White People". As such, it seems sure to attract a certain type of Disqus-enabled crazy.
I would love to be proven wrong, though.

I'm gonna get in here before the comments turn straight to shit and say that I've really been looking forward to this movie, and I'm glad to see it get decent-to-good reviews.

Happy Affro, Birthday!!

Didn't Beetlejuice predate Batman?

: ( I was really looking forward to this one. Still going to see it though. If nothing else, it should be worth it for the cast, particularly Keaton.

Twice-tenies?
Scoreies?

That is indeed fun, but is it… fact?

Having not seen anything from the new season, I'm going to interpret that last bit as meaning that there's a subplot centered around Beaker from the Muppets.

Wait, if spelled out that would be " twentyies".
My God, it gets worse the more I think about it.

Of course, the only one I'm looking forward to (Captain Marvel Shazam) doesn't come out for another five years. Cautiously optimistic about the rest, though.

I'M SORRY DOCTORHAWKES, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP?

But did you like it?

Alright wiseguy, when did Lt. Broccoli say that?

Labyrinth 2: Bulging Ballsaloo