“I’m actually a good speller...the fingers aren’t as good as the brain.”

REBOOT!!! honestly they should have done this before Doctor Sleep comes out.

I’m starting to think maybe there’s something systemically wrong with how law enforcement handles reports of domestic violence in this country...

that would be 1-500 odds i believe

well, they are in the future. I mean it is already tomorrow there. She is just calling to get a heads up on the things that will be happening today. I am still upset they didn’t warn us that 9/11 was happening.

“in a very threatening kind of way,” and “was violating [the officer’s] personal space,”

if she ate a house.

HUH? magic dirt? turning the habitats? WTH are you talking about?

-looking at the Whitehouse-

Florida? Sounds good to me. All in favor, say Aye!

you mean “full of azzholez amd zalmonella”? huh? huh?

have you met people that like that flag? They are the people that want to fly a confederate flag but don’t 

whenever I see “go suck eggs” I always think of hard boiled eggs.

Camping at KOA was already something to avoid. It like going to the trailer park to “get away for it all”. Not that this couldn’t happen at every campground in America. 

This is America