Who is the half naked dude in the reflection of those sunglasses? please let it be Trump and also please let it not be Trump.

Maybe they want to check the grammar and spelling of the report and correct it?

New York Gaints fans, meet your new quarterback.

I was a “contractor” once. I delivered newspapers, in the town they were printed. I was responsible for my car/insurance/etc. and was required to have them out by a certain time. I was paid by the number of paper on the route (that they gave me).

Just wait, in two year President Mushroom Dick will tell your nephew that Santa is marginally true.

sounds like a porno plot 

Section 1 f:

rebooting it didn’t work, I suggest we uninstall the whole and redo the install.

-thinks about Jovan Belcher and his girlfriend-

counter point: Your honor, I like to submit this firey red picture of Gruden as counter evidence

he already looks fat bastard.

This is exactly how I have been cleaning up my workspace in the garage for years. I basically dump all the tools and everything else (half of which is already there from not being put away when I worked on something the last time) onto the work bench and then clear the work bench.

Their counter argument is that they are stopping those 7k terrorist from entering the country.

get this out of the greys!

telling the most egregious shit to everyone within earshot.

Sadly that talking douche-bag is my rep. Just as sadly, I believe the majority the people he represent totally believe every word he is saying They buy into every word produced by these Trumpites are kicking out. I’m currently listening to conversation about the caravan that is very Trumpy. Sadly he represents his…

hmmm... Stalin 5'4", Hitler 5'9", Mao 6'0", Trump 6'3"

you left out school shootings.

specialized skills to help them enter the workforce when they get out.

[Trump] said to me, ‘Don’t they realize we’re America?’”