Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf fka Chris Jackson.

Jesus! Is there anything that Donald Trump won’t leak?

Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you of this, but you have lung cancer.

*Chucks flag*

Tell that to your parents who smuggled you in as an infant 30 years ago and are now dead, while you live a peaceful productive, employed life, unlike the lazy not, working, white trash cashing “disability checks” down the street.

As of a few weeks ago, there’s a backlog of 542,411 cases with an average wait time of 677 days,

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

Lincoln didn’t even stay for the end of the play.

“I have sex with Gisele. All the time. Thanks for four extra weeks of sex with Gisele.

Although I am from New England and have supported the Pats, the whole Trump connection thing has seriously grossed me out and I won’t be sad if Atlanta wins (I hope they go visit John Lewis instead of Trump)

I’m starting to see a lot of churches with rainbows on doors or windows in order to make the point that not all churches are the stereotype you think they are. I have no interest in heading inside at this point in my life, but it’s important not to lump everyone we think we disagree with together out of convenience…