Dear sir, I for one am deeply offended with how you refer to this man as part of a S’more. S’mores are awesome and bring together white, black, and tan together in a wonderful, harmonious union. This asshole is clearly the mayo of a mayo only white bread sandwich.

I did this with my three kids. Child 1 & 2 were no problem. Child 3 has her own mind. The lessons ended as she hopped off the bike, threw it to the ground, and hurled her helmet at me swearing she would never ride again.

Heineken and Stella Artois are what non-beer drinkers order at a bar when they are trying to impress people into thinking they are more sophisticated than Bud Light drinkers. And I gotta say, don’t listen to the people who say Heineken is so much better in Amsterdam. I fell for that shit last year. Its just as…

Light or not, Heineken still tastes like a skunk’s ass.

I’d assumed that it was a note that said, “HELP” scrawled in blood.

That’s great, and I’m glad you had the card, but you shouldn’t need a card for the cops to treat you fairly.

But let a gay couple walk into a conservative white bakery and ask for a wedding cake and you will not see that same level of professional dignity.

I wonder if it is a defense mechanism. Confronting the notion that our country is in the hands of a thin skinned imbecile is horrifying. Having to deal with him daily has to be soul crushing.

Because the question will be the last that news organization will be allowed to ask. Trump will tell them to shut up, bar them from future press conferences, and tell his sheep to boycott the organization via Twitter. All before taking the next question.

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

He couldn’t have. He hasn’t switched from the Disney Kids iPad app yet.

I find it laughable that he derides the press for being unfair. He could be getting it so much worse. He’s a fucking moron and they pretend like what he says is rational and coherent.

I really don’t understand why the press isn’t properly trolling and baiting him, as he’ll fall for the hook every single time. Why not ask a question like “do you think there were a significant amount of African-Americans among the millions you claimed voted illegally in the past election?”, then sit back and watch…

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Summary: “The blacks love me.”

Unintelligable word salad peppered with empty promises.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

4 wheels are for people who don’t travel much. Those wheels break off, take up extra room, and collect snow and gunk when rolled outside. They are neat and convenient, but when they fail they do so spectacularly.

4 wheels are for people who don’t travel much. Those wheels break off, take up extra room, and collect snow and gunk…