This should have more stars.

I like you.

This really should be at the top.

Greatest Shade That Happened to Me.

I knew it! I'm still hopeful that people that are #soblessed, or relationship gushing were being real, they wouldn't be thinking about Facebooking it. I'm also old, so...get everyone of my lawn this instant.

Oh man, you and I have lived the same experience. My Pitt-Shepherd mix would go crazy if I was in the pool. I actually had a stranger stop me on the street and ask what happened to me I was so scratched up. My pup can't swim for shit either, so while jumping into the pool to be with me I have no choice but to grab her…

Start searching for Too Cute. 30 solid minutes of precious kittens AND puppies.

What's wrong with the good ol' Participation Ribbon? I can remember losing as a kid, I'd get a hug and some icecream and move on. My parents were always honest and careful not to reinforce my 12 year old disappointment and I think I'm tougher for it.

Holy Shit. For a time I worked for a tech rental company in Boston. Our accountant who was always the first to arrive was caught by the President cleaning out the coffee pot with the toilet brush.

That is one specific as fuck fetish.

In my last job, I was working in a small family business. Between getting sexually harrassed by the Dad ( who only showed up to play solitaire on his computer ), no vacation time but the Jewish holidays, an extremely closeted boss who's religious views on homoseuality kept him from coming out and in turn, made him…

I do this too!!! My rescue pup have her own voice that now even my other human family members use to talk to her. If you do the voice enough, people eventually pick it up themselves and it makes things less weird. Or at least it makes me seem less weird.

We must become friends. Is there a list I can get on, because I enjoyed that.

Oh My God...this makes it all that much more terrifying.

nerds.

My heart of ice can't take it!

Ditto. I am a firm believer that these folks, good and kind people they may be, are trying just a little too hard to tell the world how amazing their lives are.

Oh you must be a delight.

I was waiting to find another Virgo! I have to have a major dental procedure!!! Fuck you Mercury!!!!

This is the second comment praising Chronicle I have seen in the last few days. The acting was AWFUL and I more than a little bit hated it....what AM I MISSING?!?!?