That's some serious Rokeby Venus shit going on there.

The method works too well and people forget why it was needed in the first place.

I have a question. (Stay with me on this.) I'm Australian with about 22 or so great, intelligent American friends I regularly keep in touch with. I read as much of their media and articles as I do Australian, UK and European media.

I have never seen anywhere near the level of paranoia and suspicion of 'The Government'…

I don't know. My sister's husband's neighbor's wife got her kid a vaccine, and it gave their kid ebola. It's not really the same as autism, but if they can give a kid ebola, y'know?

I'm only letting my kids get organic vaccines just in case. Because it's my kids.

Sorry. This was part of the courting ritual during my teens in a country town in Australia. I have since moved to France.

I wondered if Jezebel would be interested in this video of Abbott getting pwned by a bunch of Year 9's. "Let's have a bloke's question, okay?"

Those words came out of Tony Abbot's mouth. Therefore, THEY ARE NOT TRUE! Sorry everyone :(

RAGE. SCIENCE RAGE. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

OH GOD BOOBS. BOOBS BEING USED FOR THEIR BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION! BOOBS NOT BEING USED AS EROTIC PROPS FOR MENFOLK?!!!

Uh, I have it on good authority that the 2014 name of the year will be #. Pronounced as in Hashtag McPoopypants. Middle-aged receptionists will call out "Pound sign McPoopypants" while the elderly will say "Number Sign McPoopyPants"

This is going to come off the wrong way but... a man with eyes this crazy needs to be set on fire. Him and his hopes of children with distended bellies.

So...if they're crazy about privacy, and also crazy about censorship...then this case should cause a rift in the space/time continuum any second because paradox, right?

Who knew German porn could signal the Doctor?

Wow...everyone from iCarly sure has grown up fast.